For as long as I can remember my social media profiles have been a place where I can find my fellow social media-aholics insights into the human experience. I found one such insight today that made me laugh. I decided to post it here for your enjoyment. 1. NICKNAMES:
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.
2. EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
3. ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
4. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
5. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but is on sale.
6. BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shampoo, soap and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
